Rusty Bollocks - Eh

I had to buy this pole lunch, it was only right.

      Hi, I'm Rusty!
            Highlandarians, thank you!!  And Dave Davis, I want to thank you for getting the first one off the ground, technically and with a great story.  You didn't bore Koto AT ALL and that is rare.

(True, Mr. David, you interesting man unlike Rusty.)

In just 2 days I've been hit with more leads than I had ever imagined.  HIGHLANDER-THE INKED has 2 more interviews in the works featuring YOU, Highlander fans that chose Highlander as their muse and their skin as the expression.  In just 2 days!!  Over 3 millions page views already and I thi......

(You big fat American liar.  Just under 100 views, I looked it up.  And 'Highlandarians'?  Sounds like a mountainous region in Moronica, your place of birth, your home.  You moron Rusty.)

Koto.  I will not have this on my blog.  I'm trying to do something good here, to give back and share and what are you doing?!?!  I asked that the Bentley be detailed for my lunch today.  You haven't even touched it!

(Rusty, I have idea.  You have stupid Watcher tattoo, why not have me interview you for your blog?  I'm your valet and chauffeur.  I know you pretty well, I come up with goooood questions. )

Hum.  Interesting.  OK!  But you still doing the Bentley.

<-------- Bentley, from The Jeffersons



Yeah, we got it Koto, you don't need to point out the unfunny.  So let's do this, interview me away!

(Rusty, why you moron?)

Oh gosh, late 80's I guess.  I worked at Technidisc, a replication plant for vhs, cd, laserdisc and something else, I forget but we pressed Highlander, the first one, holy shit what an experience.  I took home a copy that was just laying there doing nothing but being lazy.  I took it.  I watched it.

(What you did was illegal.  I'm calling the F.B.I.)

Flash forward a few years and I catch word that it's gonna be a tv show.  Followed it but fell out upon Richie's death.  It is what it is but it became much bigger after a few years.

(You are boring me, I am bored.  Ok, why get a tattoo of anything?)

The Watchers.  The idea of chroniclers, historians.  How they can record the current, influenced by events and people, hopefully without bias but rarely.  It's human nature to add color.  But it should mean something to add color to yourself as well.  I carried the image of the tattoo I would later get in my wallet for over 2 years to make sure it was something I really wanted or a passing fancy.

(Speaking of fancy, you like the boys.  Why you gay?)

I don't know how to answer that other than I once asked my doctor "Why can't I see out of my right eye?" and all he said was, "You're blind in that eye, you were born that way".  Some things get fucked up some times.

(Did it hurt?)

I would rather not discuss my sex lif....

(The tattoo, moron.)

Funny story.  My sister asked me the same question a few years ago while we were at a Carls Jr.  I took a plastic knife and rubbed it across my wrist to see if I could approximate the pain and really hurt myself. Those fucking knives are brutal.  (Sorry for the profanity.)  Sis saw my pain and laughed.

David Abramowitz signed it at HLWW9 in L.A.

(Where did you get it and how much money did you waste?)

Blow me Koto.  Got it in Kenniwick, Washington from a guy who worked at a Walmart, overnights in 2007.  30 bucks.  His studio was in his apartment.  Very clean which was important for me.

(What the hell are you talking about?  I clean up after you.  You are not a clean freak.  I have seen you walk away from the urinal in mid-stream.)

I think this interview is over.  You keep bringing that up.

(Hey Rusty, where you going?  Hum.  He slammed his laptop screen and nearly defenestrated the chair from which he was sitting.  

Rusty?  Hey Rusty??  Boss?  You gotta come back and click "Publish".  You never gave me admin status for this blo....)